he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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