soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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