It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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