omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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