So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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