don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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