Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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