I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Semen is not good for contacts.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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