Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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