turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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