we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Of course I have a pirate flag
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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