shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.