I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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