I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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