Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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