happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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