Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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