She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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