hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
