I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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