Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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