This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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