I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Tell her she can't have a vagina
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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