fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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