Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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