Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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