the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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