shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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