2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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