Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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