i would punch a child for taco bell
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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