they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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