Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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