I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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