i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
