ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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