Me. At least after what I've been through.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
