Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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