Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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