1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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