i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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