thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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