I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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