I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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