Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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