Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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