i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
There's even glitter on my cock...
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