I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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