I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm too high and old for this...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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