Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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