this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
