What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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