these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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