You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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