And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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