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I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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