Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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