I must be too annoying 4 u.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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